ZERO FUCKS DUCK "ZFD" LIMITED EDITION MORALE PATCH - "WHAT THE DUCK"

THIS IS THE ZFD "WHAT THE DUCK" DROP

***LIMIT 3 PER ORDER***

 WHAT IS A "WHAT THE DUCK"?

A: WELL, WE BASICALLY TOOK ELEMENTS FROM SOME OF OUR FAVORITE DUCKS, AND THREW THEM INTO ONE FRANKENSTEIN-LIKE DUCK! 

SO, HOW DOES THIS DROP WORK?

A: A GRAND TOTAL OF 290 "WHAT THE DUCK" DUCKS ARE BEING RELEASED, NUMBERED 1 TO 290 AS USUAL, AND IN THAT 290, THERE ARE 95 DUCKS WITH RED GOGGLES, AND 195 WITH GREEN GOGGLES. 

WHICH COLOR GOGGLES WILL I RECEIVE ON MY DUCK? 

A: I HAVE NO IDEA, BECAUSE THEY WILL BE CHOSEN & SHIPPED COMPLETELY AT RANDOM, AND DELIVERED IN SOLID BLACK BAGS...SO NO PEEKING!

EACH PATCH WILL BE ISSUED ITS OWN CALLSIGN & NUMBER PRIOR TO DEPLOYMENT IN THE MAIL, AND WILL BE MAILED WITH THE ORIGINAL ZFD NUMBERED CARD PER DUMP BOX S.O.P.'s