Dangerous Goods® “Mother Nature Just Pissed Her Pant Suit” PVC Morale Patch

Operation: Tropic Thunder

“That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a fucking sweater here, I'm tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts.”

Glow-In-The-Dark
3D PVC 
Hook & Loop Fastener Backed